Chips N Dip

1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER. 4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. 5. WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU TOSS IT OUT. 6. BEER IS NEVER LATE. 7. [...]

I’d love to, but… 1 I have to floss my cat. 2 I’ve dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender. 4 the President said he might drop in. 5 the man on television told me to say tuned. 6 I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant. 7 [...]