Friday Funny – Dead Horse
18. Jun, 2010Posted by Jamie
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Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said, “Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died.”
Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Chuck said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Chuck said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened With that dead horse?”
Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a Piece and made a net profit of $898.00.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”
Chuck grew up and now works for the government.
Author: Jamie (23 Articles)
Jaime McDougall, more commonly known as JM, is a sushi addict with a passion for the publishing world. She writes for many personal and professional sites including DownUnderViews.com and InkyBlots.com. However, she spends most of her time working as a virtual book tour coordinator for Pump Up Your Book Promotion. Jaime has been published with her short stories appearing in places like Chicken Soup for the Soul: High School – The Real Deal and Chicken Soup for the Soul: College Campus Chronicles. When she’s not writing books, editing books or reading them, she is enjoying her life in Australia, eating sushi, and travelling as much as possible with her husband.
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